Total Medals Earned: 3,703 (From 689 different games.) Total Medal Score: 75,965 Points
Medals Earned: 13/20 (155/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Have liquid poured on you
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Suck up the pride and lose the fight
Show your opponent who's boss
Medals Earned: 4/8 (275/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 13/21 (215/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 14/15 (400/500 points)
get a high score of 10,000 or more
get a high score of 25,000 or more
get to the Boss
get to the Fifth Wave
get to the forth wave
upgrade your grenades
upgrade your guns
upgrade your lives
get to the second wave
upgrade your speed
upgrade your stomp
get to the third wave
get a high score of 50,000 or more
destroy the boss
get a high score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/140 points)
Perform a roll!.
Increase your shot.
Increase your shot even more.
Increase your jump.
Dodge in the air.
Increase your health.
Increase your speed.
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Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Lose the game.
20% Meal Completion
40% Meal Completion
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
20% Recipe Completion
40% Recipe Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion