Total Medals Earned: 3,698 (From 687 different games.) Total Medal Score: 75,985 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Died your 1st time.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
You opened the credits page.
Did you? Lovely.
You won the game...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/305 points)
Slay your first enemy!
Reach Level 5!
Find a health upgrade!
Defeat the Tree Spider!
Reach the Mushroom Marsh!
Reach Level 15!
Find the exp farm!
Reach Level 30!
Find all of the weapons!
Defeat the shadow boss!
Reach Level 50!
Visit all areas and secret areas!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/210 points)
Perform 1000 clicks.
Upgrade Nando to the max level.
Collect coins and gems worth £1M.
Have £500k in hand.
Reach the cave of rich.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/135 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Medals Earned: 13/20 (155/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding